"Not Today Heifer" Tumbler - Stainless Steel 20oz

Sometimes you just need to set boundaries with a little sass and a lot of style! This bold and hilarious tumbler features an adorable highland cow wearing a sunflower crown, surrounded by vibrant sunflowers, turquoise leaves, and leopard print accents, with the perfectly sassy message: "NOT TODAY HEIFER." It's the ultimate way to say "not happening" while looking absolutely fabulous.

This glossy stainless steel tumbler is for the woman who knows her worth, sets her boundaries, and isn't afraid to speak her mind with humor and confidence. With its eye-catching design in bright yellow, turquoise, and leopard print, it's both a statement piece and your daily reminder that you don't have time for nonsense today (or any day).

What Makes It Special:

• Adorable highland cow with a cheerful sunflower crown

• Bold "Not Today Heifer" message with major attitude

• Vibrant design featuring sunflowers, turquoise accents, and trendy leopard print

• Fun, colorful aesthetic that stands out and makes a statement

• Premium high-grade stainless steel construction

• 20 oz capacity—perfect for your coffee, tea, water, or smoothies

• Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours

• Includes a sturdy metal straw and a spill-resistant lid

• Vibrant, fade-resistant colors

• Protective glossy varnish coating prevents peeling and maintains that fresh look

• Sleek cylindrical design (3.11″ × 8.42″) fits most cup holders

• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

• Ships in 5 to 7 days

Perfect For:

• Anyone who's mastered the art of saying "no" with style

• Sassy gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor

• Daily reminder to protect your peace and set boundaries

• Coffee breaks that come with a side of attitude

• Your signal to the world that you're not dealing with drama today

Set your boundaries, sip your drink, and let this sassy highland cow do the talking—because not today, heifer! 🌻🐄💁‍♀️

Care Instructions: Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.